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Season & Weather - Winter. The forests are submerged in ice and snow, and survival is the highest priority.
Plot - Danger Approaches. The snow will thaw soon, but with Spring comes an even greater threat, to all the kingdoms.
OOC - Remember, advertise us on other sites, we need more members to get the site and plots running smoothly.
New Characters - No more characters in the Eastern Kingdom until the Northern Kingdom has caught up. See the plot forum for information on the South Kingdom, coming soon.
Suspicious Mother « Result #1 on Mar 12, 2009, 2:26am »
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner. Love, Brian".
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
A Short Holiday « Result #2 on Mar 12, 2009, 2:24am »
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.
¡¡¡¡He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food, fresh air, horse riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable prices ."
¡¡¡¡" This sounds like a good idea." he thought, " I' 11 spend a month at Willow Farm. I'll enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They'll make a change from sitting by the seaside.
¡¡¡¡Four days later he returned home.
¡¡¡¡"What' s wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. " Didn't you enjoy country life ?"
¡¡¡¡"Country life was fine," Alan said." But there was another problem.
¡¡¡¡"Oh, what?"
¡¡¡¡Well, the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast lamb for dinner.
¡¡¡¡“Fresh meat is the best.”_"I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner. "
¡¡¡¡"Lucky you!"
¡¡¡¡"You don't understand," Alan said." On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner."
¡¡¡¡" A different roast every day." Jack exclaimed.
¡¡¡¡"Let me finish," Alan said." On the fourth day the farmer died and I didn't dare stay for dinner!"
Class Reunion « Result #3 on Feb 24, 2009, 2:26am »
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Just about the time I was ready to throw in the towel and my invitation, my seven-year old tapped me on the shoulder. ¡°I love you, Mom. Give me a kiss.¡±
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Cruelty Of Life - need members « Result #8 on Oct 9, 2007, 11:58am »
The Lithmoru Pack. Not much spectacular really, just an average pack. Well, except for the last few years. Best to start at the top. The Alpha, Sabre, is old, and many say he is on the verge of death. A deadly virus has gradually been eating away at his body and mind, and recently it caused him to make a few questionable decisions. He is not fit to be Alpha at this late stage in his illness, but nevertheless he still holds the title, but the sooner he is gone the better as far as the pack are concerned. His troubled mind is collapsing around him, and for the last few months, the Beta, Kito, has been in effective command of the pack. Sabre has no children or mate, and never has done, so the position of Alpha, by his order, will be passed down to Kito, who is expected by the pack to do a much better job than his predecessor.
Now the pack. Having survived the harsh winter, things are starting to look good for them as they go into spring. They are healthy, apart from Sabre of course, and with his death impending, things may soon take a turn for the better. But as many know, things never stay good for long. Such is the cruelty of life. They may have survived the bitter cold of winter and the shortage of food, but a far greater threat is suspended above them. And it is about to come crashing down on top of them.
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Re: This is the end, how sad it is, to say goodbye « Result #9 on Sept 21, 2007, 10:19am »
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